Making a speech about Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas:

"We need to treat violent videogames the same way we treat tobacco or alcohol."
-Senator Hillary Clinton (D - New York)

No, you don't, you stupid "senator."

GTA isn't addictive. It isn't habit-forming. It won't kill you, impair your driving, or get you kicked out of the Mormon church.

This is why I don't like senators. Joe Lieberman said the same crap 10 years ago, and continued to rail against videogames when he campaigned at UCSD for the presidency a couple years ago. Stupid, stupid senators.